Jokes in English: Can you understand them?
2021/09/26
1.Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
2.Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was out standing in his field.
3.Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
4.Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in Franch?
They were cooked in Greece.
5.Hey, I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
6.Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
7.Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.
8.To some people marriage is a word; to others - a sentence.
9.Why is teacher wearing the sunglasses in her classroom? Because her students are so bright
10.Teacher to student: convert this active voice into passive voice: “I made a mistake”. Student: “I was made by mistake”
They can find everything on the web.
2.Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was out standing in his field.
3.Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired.
4.Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in Franch?
They were cooked in Greece.
5.Hey, I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
6.Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
7.Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.
8.To some people marriage is a word; to others - a sentence.
9.Why is teacher wearing the sunglasses in her classroom? Because her students are so bright
10.Teacher to student: convert this active voice into passive voice: “I made a mistake”. Student: “I was made by mistake”